This is a story written between me, Sophitia, and Klp_girl! This is just the rough draft of part one and it is being edited/ok-ed by Klp and Soph. 1/3rd of part two is done but we won't post it unless you comment!!!
Warning: This is a Crack Fic. It's just for fun. No flames, please, but constructive criticism is welcomed.
On a Saturday evening three girls named Jade, Ka-Chan, and Sophitia were hanging in their bedroom fan-girling about their favorite anime/manga…
Prince of Tennis.
"In Prince of Tennis, don't you think Tezuka says 'Hai' like 'Ay'?" said the oldest sister.
"Well, I don't think the Japanese think there is a difference." Said Ka-Chan, the second oldest.
"Who cares? Their all hot anyway!" Jade said. The youngest of the three.
"When did you like Tezuka? He's mine!" exclaimed Sophitia with a glare to kill.
"Hey, hey!" Jade backed away. "I just said he was hot. They all are. Besides," shrugged Jade with a sly grin. "I got Inui and Kaido and Taka-kun!"
"Why do you get three when I only get Oishi and Eiji?" yelled Ka-Chan. She really loved the Golden Pair.
"Yeah!" sided Sophitia. "And I only get Tezuka and Fuji!"
"Fine! We'll write down their names, take the ones we like and sign so we can't fight again." decided Jade as she shuffled around for a piece of paper and pen. So all the sisters gather around and marked their favorite guys and signed it. As the three girls finish signing a bright light appeared blinding the sisters. And "POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP!" All nine members of Seigaku popped in the sister's bedroom floor.
The three girls sat in dazed wonderment as the nine regulars awoke from unconsciousness. The three sisters each gave out a fan girl squee. While jumping up and down and hugging, a thought occurs to Ka-Chan and Sophitia.
The elder two share a knowing look. The same thought runs through each of their heads. "In about 2 seconds Jade's going to start grabbing guys. I need to same mine!" exclaimed Ka-Chan.
Sophitia grabs Tezuka, Fuji, and Momo-Chan, and heads for the stairs.
Ka-Chan grabs the Golden Pair and Ryoma. Feeling a strong need to rescue the youngest of the group.
Jade is left in the girls bedroom as she realizes her sister have left with 2/3rds of the regulars. (She does not realize that 2/3rds are gone, just the majority. She sucks ar Math.)
She comes to her senses and runs to the door, slams it shut and locks it. She turns around and gives Inui, Kaido, and Taka-Kun an evil grin as they slowly wake up. Inui looks around and opens his notebook and starts scribbling away not even bothering to get up. Kaido sits up and lets out a hiss and Taka-Kun is still [luckily] a bit swirly. Sensing Jade's presence, Inui looks up from his notebook to see her reading over his shoulder. He closes the notebook with a slam and asks, "Where are we?"
Not knowing herself (and not caring) she answers: "Does it really matter?" She giggled as she glomped him. She couldn't believe they were here! She was just holding herself back from doing crazy things to them. Inui opens his notebook and pushes up his glasses. Kaido blushes at the sight before him and Jade notices.
"Kya! Your blushing, Kaido! Your so kawaii!" Jade then let's go of Inui to glomp Kaido, her fangirlness returning full-strength once more. Blushing furiously and hissing, Kaido flails his arms uselessly as he tries to get away. Taka, then finally wakes from his slumber.
"Um… Sorry, but who are you? And why are you hugging Kaido?" she lets go of Kaido.
"Oh! My name's Jade! And, um, you're cute and all but you're no fun shy. We need… A RACKET!" Jade yells in a commanding voice and out of nowhere comes a tennis racket.
"How did you do that?" said a shocked Inui.
The surprised Jade shrugges it off and says plainly, "I was a fan girl in need." She hands Taka the racket. [Hint: Fan girl Magic!]
Before the girl's bedroom is thrown into chaos by a 'burning' Taka-San, let's back up and join Sophitia as she flees the room.
As the four careen around the corner and start down the stairs, Fuji asks with a serene smile on his face, "Tezuka, where do you think she's taking us?"
Tezuka, shaking off his unconsciousness, replies (while dragging a half-dead Momo), "Downstairs."
Upon reaching the bottom of the stairs, Sophitia seems indecisive. Fuji becomes impaitent and begins leading the other three to the parent's bedroom.
"Huh? What are…?" Sophitia asks, confused.
"I think Momo needs to lie down," Fuji replies.
"Oh, alright," she follows. As the four turn the corner, another group of people comes into view.
Now for Ka-Chan's Point-of-View...
Ka-Chan meanwhile is still at the top of the stairs. A bratty/asleep Ryoma has grabbed onto the railing. Ka-Chan is getting more and more flustered by the minute. Turning to Oishi, Ka-Chan exclaims "If you value your virginity, grab Eiji and follow me."
Using the adrenaline pounding through her veins, Ka-Chan throws Ryoma over her shoulder and leads a bewildered/terrified Oishi down the stairs.
Following a muttering Ka-Chan, the three regulars go to the farthest corner of the house.
Eiji turns to his doubles partner and asks, "What does she mean 'not far enough'?"
"Mada mada dane." Came out Ryoma's catch phrase.
"You say that now Ryoma, but you haven't met my sister. I'm saving you!" Ka-Chan turns on Ryoma.
"Perhaps you could explain what is going on, Miss." says Oishi.
"Call me Ka-Chan. To answer you question: I'm keeping my little sister from doing unspeakable things to you. I would go into greater detail but I believe there are virgin ears present."
Reactions to that statement:
Eiji – Confused look.
Oishi – Blushes furiously.
Ryoma – Takes a sip of Ponta.
(Where that came from I don't know, maybe he has the same power as Jade?)
At the other end of the house, Sophitia has a dilemma. Involving a certain sadistic prodigy.
"So, what you're saying is that the others are in a lot of trouble at the moment?" Fuji questions. Unsuccessfully trying to repress a sadistic grin.
"You have no idea." She said without meeting his eyes, slightly blushing.
Fuji immediately whips out his camera from nowhere (More magic?) and makes for the stairs.
An appalled Sophitia looks frantically from the open door to Tezuka and back again, "STOP HIM!!"
Tezuka pauses for a moment then says, "Fuji. Fifty laps."
"As soon as I fill up this film, Tezuka."
Little did Tezuka know that it was a digital camera…
END OF PART ONE
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